Why do you need an awesome online dating profile?
We already know that online dating is a goldmine of potential. That doesn’t mean it’s easy. In fact if you do it wrong, it can seem downright demoralizing. Initially it can be difficult to get a reply when you send mails and if you have your heart set on a particular woman you can easily be let down and decide that online dating is actually worthless.
You need to approach online dating with a particular mindset:
- If a woman doesn’t respond to you, don’t take it personally
- Don’t believe a word on any profile you read
- The numbers game will make you successful.
The first thing you’ll need to kick some online dating ass is a great online dating profile.
Now if you look on the big dating websites like SinglesNet or Match.com, they’ll give you loads of advice about listing your likes and your hobbies and really trying to match you up with the perfect person, blah blah. You’ll want to ignore that nonsense.
Unless you are the type of guy who wants to settle down and smoke a pipe by the fireplace in his slippers, there’s only one reason you want to meet women online…To get laid!
So the perfect woman for you is – a woman you find attractive. Forget her hobbies and her interests, you won’t be spending more than a couple of weeks with her anyway, and what she’s written on her profile is probably bullshit anyway.
Writing Your Online Dating Profile
Here’s some definite DONT’S for your profile:
- DON’T start off by writing ‘ooo I don’t know what to write here’ or ‘this is difficult, I’ve never been good at selling myself’. You sound weak and indecisive.
- DON’T list all the triathlons you’ve done and all the dozens of sports you do. A couple is fine. You want to sound athletic without going over the top.
- DON’T talk about how great your car is or how big your penis is (she will assume it isn’t).
DO:
- Be totally different. Look at your pathetic competition and go the opposite way.
- Be cocky and funny, tease a little. For example on one of my profiles I noted that I didn’t want to meet someone who since her most recent photograph had lived on a diet of pizzas and cheesecake and cut her own hair with nailclippers. Dozens of women included that in their mails to me, stating that they didn’t do those things. Women want a bit of back and forth banter, not endless boring questions about what they do for a living and where they went on their last vacation.
- Ensure that your profile pic has you smiling or at least looking cocky. Don’t take yourself too seriously, because women will think you’re a player at best, or a dickhead at worst. Have all your clothes on in your photographs.
- Spell-check. While you might still want to bang that hottie who writes ‘lol’ at the end of every sentence, women are a little more picky.
Be unique, get a critique of your online dating profile from some females you know and get yourself out there.
